1. Puking in a Kopp’s Custard Shop bathroom is NOT fun. 2. Moving sucks. 3. You don’t have to keep your house spotless, no matter what your mother says. 4. It becomes all about them and less about you. Okay, never about you. 5. It’s okay to want pretty things. And then to buy them for yourself. 6. After you have a baby your hair will fall out in clumps and you will wonder if wigs are itchy and hot and if you could get away with wearing one. 7. You must read Parenting with Love and Logic. Pick your […]
1. Babies change your life. 2. You will NEVER sleep again. Evident by this photo of a very sleepy mommy: 3. Babies don’t need all the crap we buy them. It’s true. 4. Your life will revolve around a schedule. You will write down when your baby poops, eats, burps, sleeps… 5. You MUST go on dates. No matter what.